You Done with That?
Dixie Fisher of Columbus, Ohio, is divorcing her husband, so the casket they bought for him last year can go. At the time, “I told my husband that, if nothing else, it was a good investment for the future,” Fisher says. The future is here: she placed a classified ad (“Marriage Died before Husband Did”) asking $800 for the casket, and plans to use the proceeds to pay her divorce attorney. (AP) ...Which probably means her husband can put to rest any fears she plans to kill him.
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