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Christopher “Joe” Andrews, 19, in Aspen, Colo., for spring break from school in Oregon, was only wearing socks and shoes while “greeting vehicles” on a main street in town, police say. One of the cars he waved to stopped. A police car. “He was standing right in front of our headlights and didn’t realize what was going on until it was time to get away,” said officer Bill Linn. Asked what he was doing on the street, Andrews reportedly said he was “being stupid.” Linn chose not to cite Andrews for indecent exposure, preferring instead the lesser charge of disorderly conduct, which carries a $250 fine. Well, that and “we teased him unmercifully, and that’s probably his biggest punishment.” (Aspen Daily News) ...The most brutal being “we didn’t charge you for indecent exposure for lack of evidence.”
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