War Games
Gary McKinnon, 39, of London, England, faces extradition to the United States, which says he perpetrated the “biggest military computer hack of all time.” McKinnon admits he penetrated U.S. military and NASA computers trying to get information on UFOs — and learned all sorts of secrets. Like what?, a reporter asked him. “I found a list of officers’ names, under the heading ‘Non-Terrestrial Officers’,” plus “a list of ship names. I looked them up. They weren’t U.S. Navy ships. What I saw made me believe they have some kind of spaceship, off-planet.” What sort of names did the ships have? “I can’t remember. I was smoking a lot of dope at the time.” (London Guardian) ...What sort of names did the ships have? Maui Wowie, Amsterdam Skunk, and Piccadilly Puff.
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