Dumb
A police officer in Stuart, Fla., was in a supermarket on another matter when he spotted a man who he knew was wanted on a warrant. The man spotted the cop and hid in the store’s freezer. It took 20 minutes for the officer to find the hiding place Ari Rayvon Stanberry chose, get him out, and arrest him. “The officer said his dreadlocks looked like little Popsicles,” a police spokesman said. (Stuart News) ...My guess: the cop spent 19 of those 20 minutes standing outside the freezer door, giggling.
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