Paging Andy Warhol
Canuck Lawyer Andrew Bergel, 29, beat out 500 contestants from as far away as Australia to win the World Rock Paper Scissors Championship, which was held in Toronto, Ont., Canada. “It’s going to change his life,” said Tournament director Graham Walker. “He is going to be a serious C-level celebrity.” (Canadian Press) ...Actually, an appearance in “This is True” generally makes one more of an F-level celebrity.
Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 12