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“As I went back to my patrol unit, Mrs. Voiers made the comment that the baby Jesus gets stolen every year anyway,” noted Eureka Springs, Ark., police officer Randall Keele. Sure enough, the baby doll from a downtown Nativity scene was missing. It wasn’t kids that pulled the prank: this year, a surveillance camera watching over the creche allegedly caught Virginia Voiers, 70, in the act. Voiers indicated her granddaughter had urged her to do it, and said that she would have brought it back anyway. Baby theft isn’t the only town Christmas tradition. Former Mayor Beau Satori says that in the past, someone was rearranging the animals in the Nativity scene into “uncompromising positions.” (Arkansas Democrat-Gazette) ...You can sort of see why he’s the former mayor.
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