Freak of Nomenclature
Nassau County (N.Y.) District Attorney Denis Dillon has arrested a suspect in a swindle of more than $293,000 from the Locust Valley Cemetery Association. The 60-year-old suspect was the “assistant treasurer” of the association, the D.A. says, and an audit alleges he wrote checks to companies he owned, used cemetery funds to fix up personal property, and improperly used association funds to pay for health insurance of a family member. The suspect: Donald Death Jr. (Glen Cove Record-Pilot) ...Cheated Death, Cheating Death — What’s the difference?
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